My aunt
drove eight hours south
to do work on her house
did nothing for six weeks
drove back up to Auckland in one day
visited me
drove to a staff dinner she didn’t want to attend
accidentally locked herself in a toilet at the dinner
visited me again
fell asleep on a chair while visiting me
locked herself in another toilet the next day at a staff training course
did the same, but in a shower, the day after, at her son’s house
drove back to do work on her house
tried to get her other son and a plumber to fix the bath and toilet
watched as they broke the bath and dropped and smashed the toilet seat
was left with a hole in her bathroom floor
bought a bath that was too small for the hole
got an abscess due to a cracked tooth
got a sore throat and a migraine due to the abscess
didn’t learn
and will do some variation of all this again
next summer.
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