Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Venting it

If your way of venting it is to jerk off over teen sex on the internet or shop at Sylvia Park or tailgate in your 4WD
good on you.
Today my way was to walk around the Browns Bay shops and check every single disabled car park
so I could smear sunscreen all over the windscreen of any car without a permit.
I hunted around,
looking like an angry old woman in my pink polka dot sunhat.
I didn’t find a single illegally parked car.
Maybe I should just give up and buy a 4WD.

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